Lucy: Mommy can I hold Dexter? Look my arms are out and I am sitting
Me: Sure [moves Dexter to Lucy's lap]
Lucy: Oh boy, he's HEAVY!
Me: You want me to take him?
Lucy: No. I want to hold him for 5 minutes. [2 seconds later] is it 5 minutes yet?
We continued to play where I was trying to make Dexter give Lucy kisses:
Lucy: Stop it Dexter! I'm warning you! Go be a regular man somewhere else!