Lucy went to a bully seminar at her dojo a week ago. I was sitting in the car with Dexter while he napped and later the sensi came out to tell me what she said in class.
Sensi: What makes a bully?
Lucy: Well I have a friend that is a thief and that isn't nice.
[time passes as each of the kids answer the question]
Sensi: And what would you do if a bully tried to be mean to one of your friends?
Lucy: (mimicking putting her arm around her friend) I would tell the bully, "Hey bully, this is my friend, and she is a thief so if you are mean to her, she will steal all your things!"
Apparently the parents that were in the seminar couldn't control themselves and burst out laughing. I a really sad I missed this one.